in which my handknit sweater continues to surprise

I washed it several days ago and spread it out on the wire shelf in the office to dry. The yarn is a wool/silk blend and guess what? Silk really stinks when it's wet. It smelled so bad that I was sure that a cat had peed on it. Nope, that's just the way it smells. I guess that's a good thing.

Before I made the sweater, I was a good knitter and made a gauge swatch. When knitting, the number of stitches per inch will determine your final measurements, so you do a gauge swatch of approximately four inches square (10cm x 10cm) to determine, and from a section in the middle of the swatch, count how many stitches there are in the four inches and divide by four to get an accurate stitches/inch. The bigger the item, the more important an accurate stitch count is. When making something which is 48" around (like the bust of a Fat Lady Sweater), the difference between 5 stitches/inch or 5.25 stitch/inch is a couple of extra inches. 

(It mad math skillz like this that make me such a good engineer. Hah! People think that engineers must be So Good at Math, but civil engineers are not the math geniuses. C'mon, we work with geometry and concrete...just like the ancient Romans!)

I even washed the gauge swatch, and measured after it had dried. Lovely! That was a smart thing to do because after washing, my sweater actually measured the dimensions I'd calculated.

Except I didn't bother to check for the difference in length before and after washing my swatch. Most knitting patterns just say "knit until item is so many inches long".  So I did. 

Guess what. Not only does silk really stink when it's wet, it also stretches out in length. A lot. Even though the sweater was dried flat, it lengthened about 3 inches everywhere. The sleeves that once reached my knuckles? Now they hang way past the fingertips. And the low cut bosom? Let's just say the depth of that neckline wouldn't have looked out of place on the cover of one of those bodice ripper romance novels. 

Sigh.

Warning--fat lady models low-cut handknit sweater!

It.is.done.

Another all nighter (damn insomnia), but I finished everything by about 4am. I resisted putting it on just in case All Was Not Right. No need to wake Oscar up with near hysterical knitter behavior in the middle of the night. He already puts up with a house full of yarn. No need for me to push it.

(EDIT--photo deleted because some jerk copied it to a fetish site without asking my permission)

So, the pluses...the seams look all right, even if they wouldn't pass a close examination. the buttons do look all right. The sweater length is good and Yes, the neckline is supposed to be that low. (One positive for buxom ladies like me.) The stitch pattern yielded a very stretchy fabric and the sweater is very comfortable even though it's snug.

the minuses: what you don't see are the sleeves. While each sleeve does match each other in length, neither of them actually matches my arms. The sleeves end at my knuckles making this a hybrid sweater-handwarmer. That's really the only minus.

So, it's not perfect but it's not a disaster. If I made this again, I would make some modifications (like shortening the sleeves and raising the neckline) but overall I don't think it's that bad.