What the f*ck were you thinking? How insane is your life that shopping for half-price trinkets made from underpaid workers half-way around the world being sold in place that's infamous for its working conditions is worth stampeding for?
Repeat after me, WalMart shoppers:
You were not a crowd of starving people in a country of famine waiting for powdered milk or rice, the only food you may have seen in weeks.
This is still a country of plenty. You do not need these cheap trinkets.
A man died because of your consumer lust. If this had been your brother/husband/father, how would you feel that he had been killed by ordinary people overcome by the urge to get cheap, poorly made consumer goods that not only does no one really need, but....get this...would still be available later in the day!
Nothing is worth this. Nothing.
Early Bird WalMart Shoppers...I hope you feel guilt for this for the rest of your days.