The what monologue?

Esteemed colleague,

I admire that you have the self-confidence to discuss matters regarding your intimate parts in an office setting without lowering your voice.

I agree that it's important to remove the cast of secrecy and shame that so many women have about their bodies. There truly is nothing inherently shameful about our female anatomy.

However, I do believe that your attempts at female empowerment would be greatly enhanced if you were to actually use the word "vagina". This is the clinical name of that particular female body part that you were so emboldened to discuss within earshot of me and five of my other colleagues.

Please, repeat after me.

V-A-G-I-N-A

Not va-jay-jay.